With all that’s going on in the world, we all really need to keep up on the latest news coming from the Obama administration on down when it comes to sex. Seriously. And there’s been a lot of news this week.
Issue 1: SUPER STDs – It seems that one of the superbugs created by an overuse of antibiotics is drug-resistant gonorrhea. (Score one for the STDs…pun sort of intended.) Enough people needed the help fighting off a completely preventable infection of an STD, that the bug adapted. Now, there doesn’t seem to be a cure anymore. (Prevention is called having one partner exclusively until one or the other departs through death or just not engaging in the act. Not as hard as people might think.)
Issue 2: BACK ALLEYS GOING TO MAKE A COMEBACK? – In 2013 a record number of abortion providers have closed across the country with no replacement facilities in the offing. It seems that between the old geezer doctors retiring and no farm system of backups, enforcement of cleanliness standards, as well as a DECLINE IN PATIENTS, the killing houses just couldn’t stay in business. Too bad, so sad.
Issue 3: OBAMACARE DEMANDS FOR COMPLETE MEDICAL CHARTS INCLUDING SEXUAL HISTORY – Why doctors of every variety need to know patients’ sexual history is a mystery, but ObamaCare demands it, so it’s the law of the land, and all that info goes into a national database that has zero chance of being secure. Fabulous. Next time I go to have my reading glasses checked, I can tell to my eye doctor: If I’m pregnant, call the pope. And yes, write that down in the chart.